Worried you're not quite hitting the mark when spend the night with an escort? And who better to dish out the most common mistakes than the professionals who’ve seen it all? That’s right, our cheap escorts in London have shared with us their best (or worst?) experiences with punters who got it wrong. So, if you want to avoid any awkward moments between the sheets, pay attention. Your future self will thank you!
Foreplay isn’t just some pesky time-filler before the main event. It’s a crucial part of the experience. Yet, too many guys rush in like it’s a race to the finish line.
“Some men think foreplay is just a quick grab and a lick,” said one of our escorts Sophie, rolling her eyes. “Take your time, tease a little, and you’ll have a much better experience.”
Lesson? Slow it down, build the tension, and let the pleasure simmer. Trust us, it’s worth the wait.
Porn is fun to watch, but treating it like an instruction manual? That’s where things go sideways. Nobody wants to be jackhammered like a faulty washing machine.
“One guy tried to lift me into a position straight out of a porn clip,” laughs Ana. “He nearly dropped me, and I’m pretty sure he pulled a muscle in the process.”
Reality check, porn is edited, rehearsed, and often unrealistic. Find a rhythm that works for both of you, and you’ll have a much better time.
Sex should be a conversation, not a one-sided monologue in your head. Moaning, dirty talk, and a few well-placed compliments can make all the difference.
“One guy was completely silent,” says Natasha. “I actually stopped and asked if he was still alive. Turns out, he was just shy, but it felt like I was shagging a statue.”
A little noise goes a long way. You don’t need to start reciting poetry mid-thrust, but a few words of appreciation? Highly recommended.
Escorts know what they’re doing. They know what works, what doesn’t, and how to make sure you both have a great time. But some punters think they know better.
“I once had a guy insist on a move that just wasn’t working,” sighs Shara. “It was uncomfortable for me, but he wouldn’t listen. Eventually, I just had to reposition myself and take charge.”
Moral of the story? If an escort suggests something, it’s for a reason. Go with the flow and let her guide you to a better experience.
This should go without saying, but showing up fresh and clean is the bare minimum. No one wants to deal with funky breath or questionable body odour.
“You wouldn’t believe how many guys skip the shower before a booking,” groans Danni. “One guy actually said, ‘I’m not that bad, am I?’ I had to hand him a towel and some soap.”
A little effort in the grooming department makes all the difference. Shower, trim, brush, simple.
Fingers can be magical, but they’re not meant to be weapons. Rough, untrimmed nails and overly aggressive techniques can ruin the moment fast.
“One bloke went at me like he was trying to scratch a winning lottery ticket,” winces Veroncia. “It was like a DIY job gone wrong.”
If in doubt, be gentle. Smooth strokes, soft touches, and trimmed nails are the way to go.
Sex isn’t just about your finish line, it’s a shared experience. If you’re in and out in under a minute and rolling over for a nap, you might want to rethink your approach.
“Some guys treat it like a sprint, not a marathon,” sighs Polly. “I mean, at least pretend to care about my experience too!”
Take the time to make sure your partner is enjoying it just as much as you are. It’s a win-win situation.
Sometimes, punters get so caught up in the moment that they don’t realise when the session is over. Escorts are professionals, and when the clock runs out, it’s time to say your goodbyes.
“I had one guy who just stayed lying there, staring at me,” laughs Francesca. “I had to remind him that my time was up. He looked so disappointed, like a puppy left outside in the rain.”
Want more time? Simple, extend the booking (if the escort is available). But don’t assume you can hang around like a mate crashing on the sofa.
Now that you know what not to do, it’s time to put your skills to the test. Lucky for you, the ladies here at Reds are happy to help you refine your technique. Browse the gallery, find your perfect match, and book a session to show off what you’ve learned.
