It should come as no surprise that the escort world is full of surprises. The experiences you can have are as varied as the girls who offer them, and sometimes, you just can't predict the wacky and wild requests that come through the door.
From the quirky to the downright bizarre, we've gathered some of the weirdest, funniest, and most unexpected requests escorts have gotten from their clients. You might just be surprised at what people are into!
Some clients take their fantasies to a whole new level, and that includes everything from impersonations to animal role-play. One of our escorts Kim recalled a particularly wild request: "I had a client who insisted on pretending to be a lion, roaring and all, while I had to be the 'tamer.' It was... interesting. He even wore a lion mask. I mean, I get that people have their kinks, but that one was a new one for me."
Others prefer a slightly less dramatic approach, with Candice sharing, “A client once asked if I could dress up as a cat, not for a role-play, but just because he liked the idea of having a ‘pet’ around. He even brought along a little leash. It was so random but oddly cute in a way.”
Then there are those requests that defy logic, like one Melissa will never forget: "I had a client who asked if I could make him a sandwich while wearing only a bathrobe. And not just any sandwich, it had to be ‘the perfect sandwich,’ according to him. It was an odd request, but hey, I can be a great chef when needed."
Not all strange requests are about dressing up or role-playing. Some are a bit more about the experience. We spoke to Bella who had a particularly bizarre experience with a client who wanted her to act out a scene from a movie: "I had a client who asked me to pretend I was in a scene from The Matrix. It wasn’t just about the kinky stuff, he wanted me to deliver the lines, ‘I know kung fu,’ while doing slow-motion moves. I don’t know why, but it turned into a strangely fun night!"
And let’s not forget the client preferences that really leave you scratching your head. Another girl, Bella had a request that was a little different from the usual: "I had a client who really wanted me to tap dance for him. But not just regular tap dancing, he wanted me to tap dance on a specific song from a 90s movie soundtrack. I had to look it up online beforehand because, well, who knew tap dancing was such a thing for some people?"
It seems like some clients really love the idea of a unique experience. One such client had an odd mix of hobbies he wanted to incorporate. Vanessa remembers, “I had a guy who asked me to juggle... while wearing a rubber ducky costume. It didn’t last long, and I’m not sure if it was the juggling or the costume that got him going, but it was certainly memorable!”
You may be thinking the weirdness is over, but wait until you hear about food-related fantasies. It's not all about whipped cream and chocolate sauce. Kimmie had an interesting food-related experience: "One of my clients asked me to eat a very specific type of fruit in front of him. The twist was, it had to be a watermelon... and I wasn’t allowed to cut it. I had to figure out how to get into it without a knife. The best part? He was just fascinated by how messy it got."
For Chloe the experience was a bit different: "I had a client who wanted me to serve him a full meal while we ‘chatted’ — but I had to wear nothing but a chef’s hat. The whole time, he just stared at me eating and talking about the food, not even interested in what I was saying. It was... strange."
Sensory experiences are popular among many, but some clients take it to another level. We had a girl Ana who mentioned, "I had a client who wanted to explore sensory play, but it wasn’t just about blindfolds or feathers. This guy was obsessed with having me hum different songs while he closed his eyes. He swore it helped him relax, but I spent most of the time trying to remember the lyrics to every song he requested. It was like being his personal concert!"
Other clients like to experiment with a bit of temperature play. Shara says she remembered: "A client once wanted me to use ice cubes to trace patterns on his body. I didn’t realize how much he’d enjoy it, but when he started moaning... let’s just say, it turned into an unexpectedly steamy session."
There's nothing wrong with having what you might feel is a weird kink. In fact, our girls love trying new things so why not try your kinks out on them? Bring your wildest fantasies to life by browsing our cheap London escorts gallery, where you'll find a range of beautiful and unique escorts ready to bring your naughtiest dreams to life. Book today!
